Slíbená princezna

Real hogwash that makes no sense. Another stolen blend of kids movies disfigured to suit the modern view of the world. It seems like the only reason for making this was to go to Croatia for a holiday by the sea. My girlfriend has fallen asleep on me and I can’t reach the remote control. I’ll try to pair up my cellphone with the TV. (25.12.2016)

An anarchist fairy tale, actually a pure parody of the story of Goldilocks, which is spoiled only by a prolonged, fatal and unfortunately deadly serious ending. Until then, however, it is a unique piece of work that mixes anything with everything and doesn't really care, because it allows the characters, for example, to speak naturally in contemporary language and to do things that are definitely not appropriate at other times. The spunky hippie princess amused me immensely, as did the gestapo leather coats of the evil prince's steampunk henchmen, the talking beast, or the other princesses entertaining pirates in a way their husbands might not have liked. I have absolutely no idea what such a thing was doing on TV in prime time on Christmas Day and what the consequences will be for the children who saw it, but I was madly amused. And lest I forget, it had great music. (25.12.2016)