To Have and to Hold

There is a category of cheap erotic films broadcast by commercial stations around midnight, which disguise their soft porn nature with a thin plot involving crime or comedy. Take away the erotica and you're left with a banal, predictable story exactly in the style of these movies. The only difference is in the quality of acting, which is a class better than the aforementioned works, but still one or two classes worse than viewers are used to. It is boring, poorly directed, and generally a complete waste of time. Overall impression: 10%. (07.02.2010)