Necrotongue

Ballerina had the potential to shine much brighter, but the Korean creators seemed to get lost in meaningless scenes instead of injecting more wild action, a livelier pace, and better camera work. While the story didn't break new ground – revenge journeys are a dime a dozen – I found the main heroine likable in her laconic demeanor, and the decent kill count kept things interesting, despite the often sluggish pace. Still, these elements weren't enough to earn a rating higher than three stars. However, I was pleased by the absence of unnecessary melodrama. In that regard, the creators made a wise choice, making it all the more disappointing that they faltered in other areas. / Lesson learned: Don't go running down corridors with a chainsaw revving.

No, so this image inquisitors didn't show why I like their moving pictures so much. This thriller was somehow lacking tension, which is the most essential ingredient for a thriller. Strangely enough, the romantic storyline was the most convincing for me; I assume this was also due to Alexandra Masangkay's casting as a Filipina who I found extremely likable. As I mentioned earlier, the tension was lacking, the action, if any, looked very nice, insight into the work of one of the secret services was interesting, and the creators only confirmed my opinion that the KGB / FSB, StB, and Stasi were not the only organizations that made / make life hell for uncomfortable individuals. Overall, the film did not work for me and I originally expected a much better experience from it, instead I got a lukewarm and somewhat boring affair. / Lesson: Do you have a webcam at home? Well, you're lucky.

Right from the start, the opening music felt like a blow to the head, setting the tone for what would become a series of disappointments. Once again, Netflix stuck to its formula, introducing a gay character that made my eyes roll harder than a medieval cartwheel. The plot stumbled through logical gaps, Albion felt strangely condensed (or maybe someone was using teleportation?), and key characters seemed to vanish into thin air. The fourth and fifth seasons pale in comparison to the series' former glory, and this one feels like the final nail in the coffin. / Lesson learned: Don't expect miracles, brace yourself for disappointment.